FOREPLAY: Gashes To Go!
It's one of the strangest, most troubling paradoxes of the human
condition: Although the ratio of women to men in the general population is
about equal, it's lots harder to come by pussy than penis! Think about it:
All most women need to do to find somebody to fuck them, is walk out of
their door-or stay home and call up the pizza boy for that matter. On the
other hand, most men spend most of their lives whining and begging for
cunt. (Present company excluded of course-we are sure YOU have never
begged for pussy.)
At last however, through the miracle of modern erotic-ergonomic design
technology, then we proudly introduce the Final Solution to the Pussy
Problem! Namely, these lovely anatomically accurate, erotically
electrifying artificial vaginas.
We are stunned and amazed by the combination of sophisticated simplicity
and prurient pleasure personified in each and every one of these
deliciously dirty devices. Simply stated, these pussies put out anywhere,
anytime you want. Which is something you just cannot say about even the
most obliging of cunts that have real human females attached to them.
Whether you select the elegant simplicity of a non-electronic
super-stretchy silicone gel-mold vagina, a basic vibrating sleeve, or a
genuine fleshy-feeling full-size delightfully detailed replica of a famous
porn starlet's gaping million-dollar cunt and ass...your choice need be
determined only by your own erotic appetites and (pardon the pun) the
depth of your pockets.
Pocket Pussy Reviews
Chasey Lain Cyber Pussy
Chasey's velvety soft-n-supple vaginal lips envelope your shaft, while her
tight inner walls craddle your cock. This tight and tiny soft skin pussy
will make you feel like your cheating on your lady, but for once your not!
You've wondered what it would be like to fuck a porn star, let Chasey's
vibrating vagina and ass satisfy your curiosity! |
Janine Realistic Vibrating
Vagina
Sure she's a hot, horny porno pro who's been fucked by countless cocks. But
all Janine ever wanted was to settle down and get fucked by one real man!
Are you man enough to tame her twat? Take her home today-and find out
tonight. Be forewarned that this is not a cheap date. (Suggested retail of
$79.95) |
Mermaid Masturbater
Shivver your timber! Here's a 5" deep-sea blue pocket-pussy that's super
soft, tight and stretchy. The included supply of high-quality water-based
lubricant makes this masturbatory marvel feel just like the Real Thing at
its very finest. |
Jac-Off Glove
You deserve a break today-a beat-off break! Give yourself a hand with this
super stretchy textured silicone pad. Once you experience the extra erotic
stimulation the pad provides, you'll never go back to beating it
bare-handed. |
Anal Masturbator
Fuck this tight little asshole just as hard and fast as you like! Made with
VelvaStretch miracle masturbation material, pocket pooper-pal has the look,
feel, and fit of a real rectum-minus the shit and the annoying squeals of
discomfort. |
Auto Suck
Make that "one for the road" a blowjob! Plug the Auto Suck into lighter,
then plug your prick into Auto Suck. It keeps you "up" during long, boring
roadtrips. Best of all: no teeth to cause painful damage in case of speed
bumps or short stops! Caution! Could be outlawed in some states. |
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