FOREPLAY: Pumpin' Iron
Whether you're looking for a way to maximize your erectile potential, or
simply want to enjoy all the major benefits of going out on a date without
the inconvenience of actually having to talk to a woman, we'll help you
find the perfect penis pump for you. There's been lots of debate as to
whether penis-size really matters to a woman. To settle the matter once
and for all, we suggest you ask yourself this simple question. "Suppose I
were going out with a gorgeous, sensitive, understanding, intelligent,
sexy, sensuous babe. Would such a superior person REALLY care about
something as gross, crude and animalistic as the size of my dick?"
Just in case you were wondering, the answer is yes. Perhaps you're one of
those fortunately endowed fellows who while pissing off the side of a
bridge can tell how cold the water is AND how deep it is too. If so, you
have our congratulations...now run along to some other section. As for the
rest of us...take a look at these premium penis pumps primed for every
penile persuasion. Every pump is like Army training for your dick: These
pumps WILL help it be all that it can be! Better yet, they'll make your
penis feel marvelous while they're helping it to look marvelous! And let's
face it guys: Isn't making your penis feel marvelous, what life is all
about?
Penis Pump Reviews
Fireman's Pump
Here's the perfect pecker pump for ANY man who wants to own a pole worth
sliding down! The fire-engine red suction chamber, hose, and suction bulb
will pump you up to a raging erection as hard to extinguish as a nine-alarm
fire. |
Dr. Joel's Professional
Pumping System
All systems are GO! With its ultra-accurate industrial pressure gauge,
polished acrylic cylinders, quick-release clear-flex hose, and power-pump
grip, Dr. Joel's super-system will morph your meat-and-two-veggies into a
mega-monster mean-machine! |
John Holmes Personal Pump
Who better to make a penis pump? Pump your way to longer thicker erections
with this easy to use prick stretcher...A few lessons with this sucker and
you'll be buying custom made pants...It's load after load of feel good fun! |
Measure Up Pump
Going up...and up, and UP! Here's a penis pump that'll grow with you!
Included in this kit: a calibrated Measure Up Pump, flexible hose,
high-capacity vacuum with stainless steel quick-release-and three rubber
entrance rings with different-sized openings. |
Remote Plunger Pump
Pump it up! Just how big will the Plunger Pump get your Big Boy? Keep
pumping and see! Remote plunger lets you view the erection-action clearly.
Included free lube delivers silky smooth performance and maximum suction
power. |
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