FOREPLAY: Slippin' and Slidin'
A great man once said, "Show me a man who won't eat pussy...and I will
steal his girlfriend AND his wife." Well nobody's going to steal the
ladies in our lives-at least not for lack of giving them lip service. We
think twat tastes terrific. And on the other side of the oral equation, we
don't have much use for sluts who don't suck dick AND swallow scum.
But while we believe cunt tastes great straight and sperm makes gals' hair
shiney and gives them strong nails, that doesn't mean there isn't room for
the occasional change of pace. Just as we enjoy our meals perfectly fresh
and exquisitely seasoned, so do we enjoy our snatch-of-the-day flavored
with, shall we say, a little something extra. You will too. It is with
great pleasure that we call your erotic attention to motion lotions and
lewd lubrications.
Ah, such a sweet, simple array of products-and yet we know their use
offers so much carnal-culinary enjoyment! These delightful delicacies
bring two extra senses into prominence during acts of love and lust-those
of smell and taste! Gentlemen, if you haven't licked a cunt that tastes
like pussy AND like strawberries...why you just don't know what good is!
Ladies, if you haven't sucked a dick that tastes like prick AND like
passion fruit, why then you have not yet experienced cock-sucking at its
very finest.
Of course taste's just part of the erotic continuum. Sometimes during sex
the mind and heart are willing, but the flesh needs to be made, well, a
bit more slippery. Even a plain prickpounding or a simple fingerfuck can
feel better with a bit of lube. And If you're going to fuck an ass, you've
just GOT to grease'em first! When shafts, slits, and chutes are properly
slickened, you'll not only slip along them more smoothly, you'll also
travel faster and farther.
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